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Bunny Foo Foo, the High School Years

Bunny Foo Foo
Whackin’ mice
Bunny Foo Foo
That wasn’t nice

Little Bunny Foo Foo was the bully of the school
His whiskers and his leather jacket made him look so cool
The other rabbits lived in fear when Foo Foo was around
And wherever you had trouble, Bunny Foo Foo could be found  

Bunny Foo Foo
Talkin’ trash
Bunny Foo Foo 
Whiskery mustache  

A gang of tough guy rabbits followed BFF to lunch
They wanted to hit Foo Foo with a wild rabbit punch
But Bunny turned around and looked them all right in the eye
One tough guy wet his fur and another began to cry,  

Bunny Foo Foo
Such a goon
Bunny Foo Foo
Should change his tune

They wanted to find someone Bunny Foo Foo couldn’t beat
they called Larry - an Asian rabbit from the restaurant down the street
He worked there making sushi, bussing trays and washing dishes
He said “ Bunny Foo Foo will soon be sleeping with the fishes,”

When Bunny Foo Foo heard the challenge, he thought it was funny
He said “I’m gonna kick his tail and then take his lunch money,”
Larry said “I know Carrote, and he struck a martial pose
He pulled a carrot from his coat - hit Foo Foo in the nose,  

Foo Foo’s nose started to bleed and then his eyes began to water
His legs began to wobble and his courage turned to butter
He said “I’m telling Mommy” and he ran right out the door
And Bunny Foo Foo never bothered anybody any more 

Bunny Foo Foo
Best beware
Bunny Foo Foo
Messed- up hare  

There’s a moral to this story that may never find these rabbits,
A bully’s very insecure and has some nasty habits,
When you are in a bad mood - you don’t have to  share it
And if you ever meet a bully I hope you ‘re carrying a carrot  

Bunny Foo Foo
Bully of the town
Bunny Foo Foo
What goes around, comes around

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