Uncle Tony lost his teeth
We don’t know where they are,
We’ve searched throughout the living room
And even in his car,
He needs them before dinner
To eat my mother’s stew,
Without them he is helpless,
‘Cause he can’t even chew,
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Step to the left,
Hop to the right,
Arms out wide and then in tight,
Just be careful you don’t step
On Uncle Tony’s dentures
First he lost his wallet,
And then he lost his keys,
Once the dentures bit the dog
When Uncle Tony sneezed,
He put his shirt on backwards
With a sweater underneath,
And now poor Uncle Tony
Has done misplaced his teeth,
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Suddenly it came to him,
It popped into his head,
“I know I took my dentures out
Before I went to bed…
I put them in some water,
On the nightstand in a cup,
Then underneath my pillow
So they’d be close
When I woke up!”
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I ran and grabbed his pillow,
And then looked underneath,
But nothin’ there resembled
Poor Uncle Tony’s teeth,
Now I don’t believe in fairies
And I hope I never will,
But under Tony’s pillow
Was a twenty dollar bill!
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